Zindagi Question Paper Lyrics English Translation – The Siege

I Ain’t Never Seen No One Like Me
I’ve never seen anyone like me.

One Of A Kind I’ve Never Been A Type Beat
I’m one of a kind; I’ve never been a typical example.

Nahi Mili Mujhe Koi Blueprint
I didn’t find any blueprint for myself.

Bana Khudka Student Textbook Bani Diary
I made my own way—I became my own student textbook, my own diary.

And I Don’t Even Like Me
And I don’t even like myself.

Khudki Sunta Toh Mein Hota Nahi Alive Bhi
If I listened to myself, I wouldn’t even feel truly alive.

Toh Kaise Bhala Dedu Tujhe Fuck
So how could I possibly give a damn about you?

When I Don’t Even Listen To What I Think About Me?
When I don’t even pay attention to what I think of myself?

Woh Kehti Baby Open Up
She says, “Baby, open up.”

Par Meri Baat Aati Use Samaj Nahi
But my words don’t reach her; she just doesn’t understand.

She Thinks I’m A Good Listener
She believes I’m a good listener.

Par Mujhe Toh Bas Zyada Bolna Pasand Nahi
But I simply don’t enjoy talking too much.

And I Don’t Think I Do Enough
And I feel like I don’t do enough.

Toh Neend Aane Waali Mujhe Kabar Mein Hi
So sleep comes to me only in the grave.

Par Kalki Soch Ke Abhi Nahi Hona Fucked
But thinking about tomorrow, I’m not screwed just yet.

Toh Main Rehta Mast All Day
So I stay carefree all day long.

Lappe Pe Lappe Maaru Zindagi Question Paper
I tackle life’s challenges like solving a question paper, one line after another.

Schrodinger Ka Billa Main Chalna Hai Harr Raste Par
I’m like Schrodinger’s cat—I must roam every road.

Trying To Figure It Out One Mistake At A Time
I’m trying to figure it out, one mistake at a time.

They Say That I’m The Future But I Need That Shit Now
They say I’m the future, but I need that stuff right now.

Sabar Mere Budget Mein Nahi Abhi Sab Dilaao
Patience isn’t in my budget—give me everything immediately.

Mujhe Mat Rukhao
Don’t hold me back.

She Likes It When A Man Moans Toh Main Uska Naam Chillau
She likes it when a man moans, so I end up calling out his name.

I Write About Sex ‘Cause I Miss That Shit
I write about sex because I miss that damn thing.

Been In A Long Distance So I Miss My Bitch
I’ve been in a long-distance relationship, so I miss my woman.

Jab Hum Milne Waale I Think I’mma Cum Too Quick
When we’re about to meet, I think I’m gonna climax too quickly.

Raste Nahi Hai Rehte Yaad So I Won’t Find That Clit
The right path never stays remembered, so I won’t find that connection.

Nahi Aati Mujhe Sharam Aaye Bhi Kis Baat Ka
I don’t feel ashamed—what is there to be embarrassed about?

Jitni Raatein Kaati Utni Hui Kabhi Baat Nah
The more nights I spent, the fewer real conversations I had.

Pehli Nazar Mein Na Hua Haadsa
There was no disaster at first sight.

Lage Jab Hum Ek Dooje Ke Hath Tabhi Baja Harr Ek Gana
When our hands touched, every song seemed to start playing.

Woh Lamhein Woh Baatein Woh Hafte Woh Saal The
Those moments, those talks, those weeks, those years…

Woh Fanke Darwaze Woh Takiye Dabaate
Those quirky doors, those pillow fights…

Woh Gaddhe Jo Saaf The Jaha Pahoche Hum Har Baat Pe
Those clear gaps we used to find our way through every little thing.

Ab Bas Dikhte Faasle All Day
Now, all I see are distances all day long.

Laape Pe Laape Maaru Zindagi Question Paper
Again and again, I confront life’s question paper.

Schrodinger Ka Billa Main Chalna Hai Har Raste Par
I’m Schrodinger’s cat, destined to wander every road.

Trying To Figure It Out One Mistake At A Time
I’m trying to figure it all out, one mistake at a time.

One Mistake At A Time One Mistake At A Time
One mistake at a time, one mistake at a time.

One Mistake At A Time One Mistake At A Time
One mistake at a time, one mistake at a time.